Monthly Archives for January 2013

Special 2013 Winter Massage

Welcome, come in, do.
First, we’ll chill you down in a snow-bath, to stiffen the sinews and freeze the glittering memories of 2012:

Next, we’ll delve into the shadowy recesses of the mind, lying tangled in cerebral semi-slumber:

Now we will just gradually start syringing brain fluid from your head…

You’re inert now, so we’ll take advantage of that by hitting you with sticks and forcing you to dance:

Finally, we’ll bundle the ‘new you’ into a van and joyride you to your family home, where you’re left on the doorstep…

Happy New Year.